Best answer given by an indian citizen

Best Answer given by an Indian Citizen:

My Income Tax return form has been sent back because, In response to a question for 'Number of Dependents on you?',
I replied

65% of population who doesn't pay taxes,
2.1 million illegal immigrants
9,00,000 criminals in over 1382 prisons
and above all
769 idiots in parliament.

They said, this is not an acceptable answer.

I am still wondering.Who the hell did i miss out!!