Beautiful One liners

  • Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
  • One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to the others.

§  God made only a number of perfect heads - the rest he covered with hair.

§  He who hesitates is probably a faster thinker than you.

§  If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?

§  In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

§  Indecision is the key to flexibility.

§  Isn't it scary how doctors call their work "practice"?

§  'Listen' has the same alphabets as 'silent'.

§  He who hesitates is probably a faster thinker than you.

§  Seven days without laughter makes one weak.

§   Don't take life too seriously: You'll never get out alive anyway.

§  I'm not a complete idiot: Some parts are missing.

§  Old Age is when action creaks louder than words.

§  Warning: Dates on Calendar are closer than they appear.

§  Too many clicks spoil the browse.

 

Replies (12)

 Nice

 

Wow...........most of them are new and unheard of.............at least for me.

Nice Dear, Thanks


nice thanks for sharing

all are superb...new and unheard of...thanx aton for sharing such beautifully wacky one-liners

nice

Fantastic dear. Agree with Shilps.

really grt ...

ha ha he he ha ha he he ha ha he he ha ha he he.......................................I'm still laughing.

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very good

good words

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