Santa ki wife mar gayi.
Dost usko chup karane k baad : Tuje kuch chahiye?
Santa : Jaldi laptop le aa.
Dost : Kyu?
Santa : Facebook pe status change karke 'single' karna hai...
____________________________________________________
Boy was in a bus.
Suddenly driver applied break and he fell on a girl n hugged her.
Girl: Hey wat r u doing?
Boy: MBA n u?
Girl smiled n said B.Tech.
MORAL : Always think about studies !
____________________________________________________
Husband : Mai tang aa gaya hu, Tum roz MERA ghar, MERI car, MERA bachcha...
MERA - MERA karti rehti ho, kabhi HAMARA bhi kaha karo... !! Ab almari me kya khoj rahi ho?
Wife : HAMARA Peticote ! 
_____________________________________________________
Santa standing on platform, jumps on the railway track.
A man says : Sardarji, mar jaoge...
Santa : Marega to tu bevkoof, suna nhi, train platform par aa rahi hai...
_____________________________________________________
Santa: Itne mahino se kaha the...?
Banta: Shram daan karne gaya tha.
Santa : Kaha?
Banta: Jail me ! 6 mahine ka sashram karawaas hua tha.
_____________________________________________________
Teacher : Who was Akbar ?
Student : Akbar was a GAY!
Teacher (shocked) : Why?
Boy: We have heard... Laila- majnu, Heer-ranjha, soni- mahiwaal and only, AKBAR-BIRBAL 
______________________________________________________
Doctor: Run 8 km a day for 300 days and u will loose 34 kgs.
After 300 days, Santa called doctor.
Santa: I hv lost the weight doctor but i m 2400 kms away from home.
______________________________________________________
CAclubindia
