Application Form For Lok Sabha Elections.

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Application Form For "Lok Sabha Election"



1. Name of Candidate: ____________ _________











2.Present Address:



(i.)Name of Jail: ____________ _________



(ii.)Cell Number: ____________ _________







3.Political Party: ____________ _________



*List ONLY the Last Five parties in Chronological (Order)











4.Sex: [ ]



A- Male



B- Female



C- Mayawati



D- Uma Bharathi







5.Nationality: [ ]



A- Italian



B- Indian







6.Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)



A- Defected



B- Expelled



C- Bought out



D- None of above



E- All of above







7.Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)



A- To make money



B- To escape court trial



C- To grossly misuse power



D- To serve the public



E- I have no clue



(If you choose "D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a



Recognized Government Psychiatrist)







8.How many years of public service experience do you possess?



A- 1-2 yrs



B- 2-6yrs



C- 6-15yrs



D- 15+yrs







9.Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)







10.How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ]



(Do not confuse with question 8)



A- 1-2 years



B- 2-6 years



C- 6-15 years



D- 15+years







11.Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]



A- Why not



B- Of Course



C- Definitely



D- I deny it all



E- I see a foreign hand.







12. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]



A- 100-500 Crores



B- 500-1000 Crores



C- Overflow...



(Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)







13. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ]



A- No



B- No



C- No



D- No







14.Describe your achievements in space provided:



[_________]







Issued in public interest by Election Commission of India.

Replies (5)

Nice one

but..

All members (Lok sabha) May be criminals!!!

but All Criminals won't be members(Lok sabha)

Criminals also have had good intentions yaar!!

 

Smile On

hey thats very funny and very true...excellent use of creativity.....

nice          

thnx to you all......

it is true form for politicians


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