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Sumit Jain

Sumit Jain (CA) (4760 Points)

11 May 2009  

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A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates..
Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.

God asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to
admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not ?

The guy replies: I am Pandi, Auto driver from Chennai!

God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Pandi:
Please take this silken
robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ....

Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming
voice: I am Pope's Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Church for the last 40 years.

God consults his ledger & says to the Priest:
 
Please take this cotton
robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ...

'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. 'How is it that a foul
mouthed, rash driving Auto Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden
scarf and me, a Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name &
goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe?'

'Results my friend, results,' shrugs God.
'While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his Auto, people
PRAYED'

It's PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts.


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Ankur Garg

Ankur Garg (Company Secretary and Compliance Officer)   (114783 Points)
Replied 11 May 2009

Very Nice.

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Kanchi Agarwal (Technical Support & Student)   (479 Points)
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