Accountant/CA Jokes

 Two  friends died. One a CA and another a Doctor. They reached Yamaloka.

Yamraj:   You both have committed  same sins and both seems to have  same merits. So doctor will get 5 year in hell and  CA  1.5 years hell term.

Doctor asked Yama : Why I got 3.5 years more when our sins are equal

Yamraj :  CA has already served 3.5 yr hell in articleship. So he got less term.

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Banner in front of the CA coaching centre :

“Drive slowly, don’t kill our students… leave them to us.”

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We had many options to end our life.

Poison, Sleeping pills, Hanging,

Jump from building, Sleep under a train..

But we choose the bravest… to pursue CA.

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Are you? :

Emotionally Numb?

Romantically Starved?

Creatively Challenged?

Artistically Void?

Socially Outcast?

Congratulations You are a CA Student!!

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Teacher: Osama has 5 wives and 20 Children,

Laloo has a wife and 9 children. Who is better?

CA Student: Osama’s NPV is good but Laloo’s IRR is better.

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Irritating audits, Fighting on stupid issues,

Everyday classes, Dangerous boss,

More expenditure, Less stipend,

People call it ARTICLESHIP, We call it LIFE.

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Heated Gold becomes ornament

Beated copper becomes wire

Depleted stome become statue

And…..

Tortured Student become CA!

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On a board before a church:

“GOD NEVER FAILS”

A C.A. student who happened to saw this writes below it

“LET HIM TRY C.A. EXAMS”

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New poem by Satyam:

Raju Raju, Yes Papa,

Cheating us, No papa,

Telling lies, =No papa,

Open your balance sheet

ha ha ha…

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Student at Medical Shop : I need poison

Chemist: I can’t sell you that.

(Student shows his CA books)

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Chemist: Oh sorry, I didn’t know you had a prescripttion.

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The CA course is very much similar to public Toilet.

Reason: People outside are desperate to come in…and people inside are dying to come out!