Two friends died. One a CA and another a Doctor. They reached Yamaloka.
Yamraj: You both have committed same sins and both seems to have same merits. So doctor will get 5 year in hell and CA 1.5 years hell term. Yamraj : CA has already served 3.5 yr hell in articleship. So he got less term. – Banner in front of the CA coaching centre : – We had many options to end our life. – – Teacher: Osama has 5 wives and 20 Children, – Irritating audits, Fighting on stupid issues, – Heated Gold becomes ornament – On a board before a church: A C.A. student who happened to saw this writes below it – New poem by Satyam: – Student at Medical Shop : I need poison – The CA course is very much similar to public Toilet.
Doctor asked Yama : Why I got 3.5 years more when our sins are equal
“Drive slowly, don’t kill our students… leave them to us.”
Poison, Sleeping pills, Hanging,
Jump from building, Sleep under a train..
But we choose the bravest… to pursue CA.
Are you? :
Emotionally Numb?
Romantically Starved?
Creatively Challenged?
Artistically Void?
Socially Outcast?
Congratulations You are a CA Student!!
Laloo has a wife and 9 children. Who is better?
CA Student: Osama’s NPV is good but Laloo’s IRR is better.
Everyday classes, Dangerous boss,
More expenditure, Less stipend,
People call it ARTICLESHIP, We call it LIFE.
Beated copper becomes wire
Depleted stome become statue
And…..
Tortured Student become CA!
“GOD NEVER FAILS”
“LET HIM TRY C.A. EXAMS”
Raju Raju, Yes Papa,
Cheating us, No papa,
Telling lies, =No papa,
Open your balance sheet
ha ha ha…
Chemist: I can’t sell you that.
(Student shows his CA books)
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Chemist: Oh sorry, I didn’t know you had a prescripttion.
Reason: People outside are desperate to come in…and people inside are dying to come out!
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