Accountant/CA Jokes

isha (student) (253 Points)

16 January 2010  

 Two  friends died. One a CA and another a Doctor. They reached Yamaloka.

Yamraj:   You both have committed  same sins and both seems to have  same merits. So doctor will get 5 year in hell and  CA  1.5 years hell term.

Doctor asked Yama : Why I got 3.5 years more when our sins are equal

Yamraj :  CA has already served 3.5 yr hell in articleship. So he got less term.

Banner in front of the CA coaching centre :

“Drive slowly, don’t kill our students… leave them to us.”

We had many options to end our life.

Poison, Sleeping pills, Hanging,

Jump from building, Sleep under a train..

But we choose the bravest… to pursue CA.

Are you? :

Emotionally Numb?

Romantically Starved?

Creatively Challenged?

Artistically Void?

Socially Outcast?

Congratulations You are a CA Student!!

Teacher: Osama has 5 wives and 20 Children,

Laloo has a wife and 9 children. Who is better?

CA Student: Osama’s NPV is good but Laloo’s IRR is better.

Irritating audits, Fighting on stupid issues,

Everyday classes, Dangerous boss,

More expenditure, Less stipend,

People call it ARTICLESHIP, We call it LIFE.

Heated Gold becomes ornament

Beated copper becomes wire

Depleted stome become statue


Tortured Student become CA!

On a board before a church:


A C.A. student who happened to saw this writes below it


New poem by Satyam:

Raju Raju, Yes Papa,

Cheating us, No papa,

Telling lies, =No papa,

Open your balance sheet

ha ha ha…

Student at Medical Shop : I need poison

Chemist: I can’t sell you that.

(Student shows his CA books)



Chemist: Oh sorry, I didn’t know you had a prescripttion.

The CA course is very much similar to public Toilet.

Reason: People outside are desperate to come in…and people inside are dying to come out!