DIFFERENT TYPES OF MARKETING
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich”. “Marry me”! –
That's Direct Marketing...
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him."
That's Advertising. ..."
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me –
That's Telemarketing. .."
You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry me?" –
That's Public Relations... "
You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"you are very rich! "Can you Marry ! Me?" –
That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" she gives you a nice hard slap on your face. –
"That's Customer Feedback..."
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" and she introduces you to her husband.
"That's Demand and Supply Gap..."
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you Marry me?" and she goes with him
"That's Competition Eating into your Market Share..."
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "i'm rich, marry me!" your wife arrives. –
"That's Restriction for Entering New Markets..."
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