A silly tourist asked a boat guy ....!!
Tourist: Do you know how all our life came from the sea !!
Boat Guy: No !!
...
Tourist: Do you know Biology !!
Boat Guy: Not much !!
Tourist: OK, do you know anything about Psychology, Geography,
how about Geology?
Boat Guy: NO to all questions.
Tourist: Really !! What the hell you know then, do you want to die of illiteracy!!!
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After sometime, the boat started sinking, so the boatman asked the tourist :
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Boat Guy: Do you know Swimology & Escapology?
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Tourist: No !! why ...!!
Boat Guy: Really !!
Well you will Drownology and
Crocodilogy will eat your Bodiology
and you will Dieology because
Of your Badmouthology.................
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