6 negatives lines, with positive meanings....!!

‎6 Negatives lines ,with positive
meanings....!!

1.Money can't buy happiness, but its
more comfortable to cry in a BMW
than on a bicycle :D .

2.Forgive your enemy, but remember
that b*st*rd's name:D .

3.Help a man when he is in trouble
and he will remember you
when he is in trouble again. :/

4.Many people are alive only because
its illegal to shoot them(n) .

5.Alcohol doesn't solve any problem,but
neither does juice** .

6.Smoking kills, but if you don't smoke,
doesn't mean you'll never die...!!