100 crores indians happy

Laloo, Jayalalitha, and Sonia are on a long flight in an Air Force
plane.
Laloo pulls out a 100 Rupee note and says, "I'm going to throw this
Rs.100
note out and make someone down below happy."
Jayalalitha, not wanting to be outdone, says, "If that was my 100 Rupee
note, I would split it into two Rs.50 notes, throw them down and make
two
people down below happy."
Of course Sonia doesn't want these two candidates to out do her so she
pipes
in, 'I would instead take one hundred Rs.1 notes and throw them out to
make
100 people just a little happier."
At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't
stand
it anymore, comes out and says, "If I throw all three of you out of this

plane and I'll make 100 crore people happy!"