Ten Laws Newton Forgot To State
Here are 10 laws that Isaac Newton failed to share with the world…
1. LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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2. LAW OF TELEPHONE:When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
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3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
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4. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
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5. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
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6. BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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7. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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8. LAW OF THE RESULT:When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
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9. LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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10. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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