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10 laws newton forget to state

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Ten Laws Newton Forgot To State

Here are 10 laws that Isaac Newton failed to share with the worldâ€¦

1. LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

2. LAW OF TELEPHONE:When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

4. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

5. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

6. BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8. LAW OF THE RESULT:When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

9. LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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CA Ruskin B

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interesting... and it is true, right?

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thanks sree

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