!!!Types of Marketing!!!

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's
Direct Marketing.

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You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him." That's Advertising.

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's
Telemarketing.

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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,
and offer her A ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
That's
Public Relations.

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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich..I want to marry you"
That's
Brand Recognition.

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's
Customer Feedback !!!!!

Replies (15)

Now, Pls. don't leave ur FEEDBACK !

ha ha ha :)

Feedback is most important step in the process of Communication. I feel  very Great to congratulate you that you got the feedback.

Congratulations!!!!!!!!

HAHAhaha!!!!!

 

Where is the feedback???

 

Did u see that or I must say u feel that.

Ha ha ha !!

 

neither i saw nor felt but i  am sure that you deserve feedback. so you must have gotten it. when was the party?

Sorry i forgot to add HAHAhaha!!

Yes u should be sorry and u deserve the "POWER OF HANDS".

ha ha ha he he he ho ho ho !!

you are looking nice in the pic!

thanks for sharing.

and now i won't forget to add

HAHAhaha!

this laughing means i am kidding and you please dont mind. :-)

thank you so much !!

but pic me to mera sirf hand hi dikh raha hai,

face to aapka hi hai !!

But don't mind, ur pic is also nice !!

ha ha ha he he he ho ho ho !!

I wrote you are looking nice in the pic. it means i was talking about your face. how can i tell that you are looking nice just seeing your hand only. so i already told that its your face. you cant repeat what i have said already. it will be a copy case.

 

i am waiting for some other person to reply on this thread. he will give the true decision.

:-)

this time i  didn't laugh in saying this because i was really serious.

HAHAhaha!

ok cool......

kisi acche Doctor ko dikhaiye Shashi ji,

if u r so serious !!

MAY GOD BLESS YOU,

ha ha !!

Dear Harsh*t & Shahsi

Sorry for interrupting you both .....But could you both tell me what's this ???????

Dear we all are professional so just be with it ie. We have some integrity , we have some respect . So please dear be with it.............We must respect the professional.& if we dont do that then who would do this....I hope you understand this.............So tie up dear..............

Look ego is very dangerous things...........dont go beyond a limit it will automattically harm ur professional career......................

I hope you both could be a good profeesssional...................in future...................

hmmmmmm...

thanks i will remember,

and i hope Mr. Shashi will also support me !!

Take Care !!

@ Sorabh. i will also remember.

bcoz

isse pehle ki koi hume galiya nikale

isse pehle ki koi Ladki hume aisa jwab de

i am stopping fighting.

:-)

Vaise i think its wrong to say that we are haviing ego. we were just having fun because its a hummor section.

still i am giving up this.

but one thing i want to say that harsh*t you still deserve a feedback.

HAHAhaha!!


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