'Tax Everything He has.......'

This originated from USA but most of it is fully applicable to India too.At first, I thought this was just funny....You too will realize the awful truth

 

in it as you go on...Do read it all the way till the end...

The Tax Poem

Tax his land,

     Tax his bed,

          Tax the table

                   At which he's fed. 

 

 

Tax his tractor,

 

       Tax his mule,

            Teach him taxes

                 Are the rule.

 

Tax his work,

      Tax his pay,

             He works for peanuts

                       Anyway!

 

Tax his cow,

Tax his goat,

Tax his pants,

Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,

Tax his shirt,

Tax his work,

Tax his dirt.

 

Tax his tobacco,

      Tax his drink,

             Tax him if he

                      Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,

Tax his beers,

If he cries

Tax his tears.

 

Tax his car,

        Tax his gas,

                Find other ways

                          To tax...........

Tax all he has

Then let him know

That you won't be done

Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;

Then tax him some more,

Tax him till

He's good and sore.

 

Then Tax his coffin,

      Tax his grave,

           Tax the sod in

                  Which he's laid.

Put these words

        Upon his tomb,

                'Taxes drove me

                        to my doom...'

When he's gone,

Do not relax,

Its time to apply

The inheritance tax.

 

..............Few Other Taxes Include:

 

Accounts Receivable Tax

Airline surcharge tax

Airline Fuel Tax

Airport Maintenance Tax

Building Permit Tax

Cigarette Tax

Corporate Income Tax

Death Tax

Dog License Tax

Driving Permit Tax

Excise Taxes

Federal Income Tax

Federal Unemployment (UI)

Fishing License Tax

Food License Tax

Petrol Tax (too much per litre)

Gross Receipts Tax

Health Tax

Hunting License Tax

Hydro Tax

Inheritance Tax

Interest Tax

Liquor Tax

Luxury Taxes

Marriage License Tax

Medicare Tax

Mortgage Tax

Personal Income Tax

Property Tax

Poverty Tax

Prescriptttion Drug Tax

Property Tax

Provincial Income Tax

Real Estate Tax

Recreational Vehicle Tax

Retail Sales Tax

Service  Charge Tax

School Tax

Telephone Tax

Telephone, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes

Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax

Vehicle License Registration Tax

Vehicle Sales Tax

Water Tax

Watercraft Registration Tax

Well Permit Tax

Workers Compensation Tax

************STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?***********

 

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the hell happened? 

I hope this goes around INDIA at least 100 times!!



 

Replies (12)

Nice post

thanks for sharing.... !

Originally posted by : Gaurav Garg

Nice post

Good one...

Great one jee..............Specially first line........

 

 

“This originated from USA but most of it is fully applicable to India too"

 

 

Originally posted by : Gaurav Garg

Nice post

it sounds great. how wast is tax

Realy amazing post friend.smile. Thanku for sharing

Nice post dear

nice post...thanx 4 sharing

Nice One…

Keep Sharing !

very nice post....thanx for.......

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