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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want |
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. |
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. |
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To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. |
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Married men live longer than single men. |
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Any married man should forget his mistakes. No sense two people remembering the same thing |
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Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. |
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. |
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A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is |
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