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MARRYING A SOFTWARE ENGINEER
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| This is a warning for woman planning to marry software engineers in the form of a conversation between a husband (software engineer) and his wife. Look before you leap !!! | |
| SCENE | A wife is waiting for her husband who is a software engineer. After sometimes, the husband arrives. |
| HUSBAND: | (opening the door and entering in) Hi dear! I am LOGGED IN. |
| WIFE: | Thank God that you have arrived. Have you brought saree? |
| HUSBAND: | BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME . |
| WIFE: | But I told you about in the morning. |
| HUSBAND: | ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, ABORT, RETRY, CANCEL |
| WIFE: | O my God...... Ok forget it. Tell me where's your salary? |
| HUSBAND: | FILE IN USE, READ ONLY, TRY AFTER SOME TIME |
| WIFE: | At least give me your credit card. so that I can do some shopping. |
| HUSBAND: | SHARING VIOLATION. ACCESS DENIED. |
| WIFE: | I made a mistake in marring you. |
| HUSBAND: | DATA TYPE MISMATCH. |
| WIFE: | You are useless. |
| HUSBAND: | BY DEFAULT . |
| WIFE: | Who was there in the car you this morning? |
| HUSBAND: | SYSTEM UNSTABLE. PRESS ANY KEY TO REBOOT. |
| WIFE: | Ok leave it. Would you like to have some snacks? |
| HUSBAND: | HARD DISK FULL. |
| WIFE: | What is the relation between you and your receptionist? |
| HUSBAND: | THE ONLY USER WITH RIGHT PERMISSION . |
| WIFE: | What is my value in your life? |
| HUSBAND: | UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED . |
| WIFE: | Do you love me or your computer? |
| HUSBAND: | TOO MANY PARAMETERS. |
| WIFE: | I will go to my dad's house !!! |
| HUSBAND: | PROGRAMME PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION. IT WILL CLOSE. |
| WIFE: | I will leave you for ever. |
| HUSBAND: | CLOSE ALL PROGRAMMES AND LOG IN FOR ANOTHER USER. |
| WIFE: | I t is worthless talking to you husband. |
| HUSBAND: | SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER . |
| WIFE: | I'm going. |
| HUSBAND: | ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER. |
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