!..laws which newton forgot..!

LAWS WHICH NEWTON FORGOT TO STATE

 
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
 
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
 
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telefone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with sum1 u don't want to b seen with.

 

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He also forgot this one..

 

Students LAW OF TENSION

"Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to the number of days left for EXAMS, where KAL SE PADHUNGA remains constant"

Hey I loved this one!!!!! Too good!!!

WHEN YOU ARE CUTTING GREEN CHILLIES , YOUR EYES OR NOSE WILL SURELY START ITCHING.

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