:) laugh

ha ha ha ha ha

Xtreme Kamina Bacha! 

Son: papa Apki Love Marriage hoi thi na 
Dad: Yes par tmhe kese pta? 

Son: Q K Apki shadi or meri date of birth mei sirf 5 month ka farq hai.

Teacher- Tipu SultaN koN tha? 
Student- Pata Nhi 

Tcr- Padai pe dhyan do to pata chale.
Stu-Atul koN hai? 

Teacherr- Pata Nhi Stu-Apni Beti pe dhyan do to pata chalega,

Hamari new Generation: 

Teachr ne KG class k bche se kaha 1 se 10 tk gino me tumhe kiss karungi 

Bacha bola: Agar main 1 se 100 tak ginu to kya package hai.

hahaha.........................lol

CA ki wife : Eji, Ye Inflation kya hai? 

CA : pehle tu 36-24-36 thi Ab 42-40-48. Ab Tere paas pehle se sab zyada h fir b teri value kam hai. Yeh INFLATION hai

sama mokka

FUNNY GUYS!!!

Kamwali: Maalkin, aapki purani sareeya mujhe nhi chahiye.. 

Malkn: Kyu? 

Kamwli: Aapki saree pahen-ne ke baad saheb "aap" samajh kar merepaas bhi nahi aate!

Marwadi:Chal RACE lagate hai, Jo haara wo 1000/- dega. 
Banta Singh :Thik hai pr muje rsta nai pta. 

Marwadi: Bas tu mere PICHHE-PICHHE rehna! 
Banta: THANX YAAR.

Who Is a BOY...? 

LADKE vo h, jo marne ke bad NARAK me bhi mile to waha par bhi kehte hain..? 

"ABE YAMRAJ KI BETI DEKHI.. ITEM HAI YAR.." 


NOW Who iz a grl..? 

Da 1 who goes to heaven and sayz apsara ki nail polish dekhi how tacky.

CA ke subjects ka syllabus mini skirt ki tarah hona chahiye, itna chota ki logo ka interest bhi bana rahe aur important cheeze bhi cover ho jaye!!

Wife pati se boli-Dekho G Kaam karte Waqt mere ko Kiss-Wiss na kiya karo. 

Tabhi Kaamwali Boli-Maidam achchi Tarah se Samjha do, Mai to bol-bol ke Thak Gayi sahab maante hi nahi