WHAT IS TENSION - You actually don't know..

What is Tension? - A Typical Example
 
 A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to the hospital.
 
 Doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’
 
 THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED.
 
 You say – ‘But that baby is not mine. ™   Girl says – ‘he is only the father of my baby.’
 
 YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.
 
Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes. Which says that you can never become a father.
 
EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.
 
Anyhow you thank God and return home. Then you think, "At home I have 2 kids. Whose are those?"
 
THIS IS REAL TENSION.