Universal Theorems

Universal Theorems:-

 

 

 

 

LAW OF EXAMS: The topic we leave will come in the exams for sure.

 

 

LAW OF QUEUE: The queue you just left will move faster than the one you are in!

 

 

LAW OF MECHANICS:

Whenever there's grease in your hands, your nose starts to itch terribly!

 

 

LAW OF REACHABILITY: A coin dropped down will attain the most unreachable corner possible!

 

 

LAW Of ENCOUNTER:

Probability of meeting a known person is very high when you are with someone you are not supposed to be with!

 

 

THEOREM OF TELEPHONE:

When dialing a wrong no. it will never be engaged!

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