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Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so let's spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have classes 'coz my teacher is busy. Let's spend the week together.

Grandpa (the 1st boss ;) makes call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together; my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.

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Any person who reads this article wether wholly or partially, posts  jokes, PJs or by whatever name called, the person shall be exempt from another attempt.

 

Page1,  joke1

 

Headline on orkut profile of a ca student:

Before exams - "Majboot student, nirnayak marks"

After Exams- "Life-A Debt"

 

 

Joke 2

Do u know currently many cement comanies are looking for CA students as the brand ambassador-Why?

 

Ek chotti si jaan ghar se office and vice versa daily dhake khata hain, senior ka gussa  sunta hain, ghar mein dant khata hain, khane ke naam par kachra khata hain;sardi,dhoop,barish,andhi,toofan ho phir bhi woh chalta jaata hain, chalta jaata hain.

Page1, Joke 4

This Song is dedicated to a CA student:-

Main pal do pal ka article hoon,

Pal do pal meri training hain,

Pal do Pal meri CA hain,

Pal Do Pal meri coaching hain.

 

Mujh se pehle kitne article, aaye aur aakar chalaygaye

Kuch training mein dum tood gaye,

Kuch coaching chodkar chalegaye,

Woh bhi is pal ka kissa the, mein bhi is pal ka kissa hoon,

Mein bhi CA chood doonga woh aaj tumhara hissa hoon.

 

Main Pal do pal....................

 

Kal aur aayenge mujhse behtar CA karne waale, tum se bhetar kaam karane waale,

Kal koi yaad kare mujhko,

Kyun yaad kare mujhko,

yeh corporate zamana mere liye kyun waqt apna barbaad kare.

 

Main pal do pal....................

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May,08

Papa FCA (Future CA) bete se-How were ur exams?

 

Beta- Acually in these i wanted to feel the pressure only, so that to give next attempt coolly

 

Nov,08

Papa- What abt this attempt

 

Beta- Actually in these I wanted know the pattern, so that to prepare for next accordingly

 

June,09

Beta - This time i was serious but paper was out of syllabus

 

Nov,09

Papa - Now What?

 

Beta - I have realised that this field is not for, I am going for MBA

 

Moral - Be positive

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