*Story I*
Employer: Do u have a boyfriend?
Candidate: I have.
Employer: Is he working Locally?
Candidate: No. He is working Overseas.
Employer: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !
Candidate: Why?
Employer: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't
want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.
*Story II*
Employer: Any girl friends?
Candidate: No.
Employer: So far chased any before?
Candidate: Have, but not successful.
Employer: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
Candidate: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider this personalissue.
Employer: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
Candidate: Why?
Employer: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!
*Story III*
Employer: Any girlfriends?
Candidate: Yes.
Employer: Is she pretty?
Candidate: Not quite.
Employer: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
Candidate: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
Employer: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because my company is
dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.
*Story IV*
Employer: Any girlfriends?
Candidate: Yes.
Employer: Is she pretty?
Candidate: yes
Employer: Is she your first lover?
Candidate: Yes.
Employer: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.
*Story V*
Employer: Any girlfriends?
Candidate: Yes.
Employer: Is she your first lover?
Candidate: No. Have a few already.
Employer: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper" !(Jobhoper lah!)
*Story VI*
Employer: Any boyfriends?
Candidate: Yes.
Employer: Is he rich?
Candidate: No.
Employer: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing
with money and you will seduce.
*Story VII*
Employer: Any boyfriends?
Candidate: Yes.
Employer: Is he rich ?
Candidate: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
Employer: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want toemploy you, neither do we!
Candidate: But...... there is no position in his company.
Employer: Then..... what is your qualification?
Candidate: Secretary!
Employer: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affectyour managers' working spirits.
Candidate: But...... I am not pretty at all.
Employer: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested in you!!
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