stories

 *Story I*

Employer: Do u have a boyfriend?

Candidate: I have.

Employer: Is he working Locally?

Candidate: No. He is working Overseas.

Employer: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !

Candidate: Why?

Employer: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't

want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.

*Story II*

Employer: Any girl friends?

Candidate: No.

Employer: So far chased any before?

Candidate: Have, but not successful.

Employer: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?

Candidate: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider this personalissue.

Employer: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.

Candidate: Why?

Employer: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!

*Story III*

Employer: Any girlfriends?

Candidate: Yes.

Employer: Is she pretty?

Candidate: Not quite.

Employer: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.

Candidate: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?

Employer: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because my company is

dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.

*Story IV*

Employer: Any girlfriends?

Candidate: Yes.

Employer: Is she pretty?

Candidate: yes

Employer: Is she your first lover?

Candidate: Yes.

Employer: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.

*Story V*

Employer: Any girlfriends?

Candidate: Yes.

Employer: Is she your first lover?

Candidate: No. Have a few already.

Employer: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper" !(Jobhoper lah!)

*Story VI*

Employer: Any boyfriends?

Candidate: Yes.

Employer: Is he rich?

Candidate: No.

Employer: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing

with money and you will seduce.

*Story VII*

Employer: Any boyfriends?

Candidate: Yes.

Employer: Is he rich ?

Candidate: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.

Employer: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want toemploy you, neither do we!

Candidate: But...... there is no position in his company.

Employer: Then..... what is your qualification?

Candidate: Secretary!

Employer: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affectyour managers' working spirits.

Candidate: But...... I am not pretty at all.

Employer: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested in you!!