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Some realy nice equations!!!

Humour & Banter 887 views 14 replies

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++

Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

 


 

Replies (14)

very funny

NIce.....

gr8 ....really nice equations!!!!;)

nice

Nice equations........

Very funny

Ha Ha Ha

 

Good equation

This one should be explained to the students who are weak in algebra.

Surely they will have interest in algebra thenafter. 

Class of  the equation :

Students who cannot understand why (-) is there when a variable changes to another side; after reading this;  they can understand it easily.

(humour requires excellent skills).

Thanks ! 

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(humour)

Anyone can  explain with the help of above algebra;  how the word zebra crossing came ?

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In the above narrated equations; donkey never crosses the side;  zebra crosses !

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NICE

nice equations

3rd equation is really nice:)

Ya..... really nice equations.

very  funny:P

Originally posted by : C.Balaji

Nice equations........


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