School Time...

Ratan Deep Saxena (Asstt Manager (Accounts & Finance))   (2998 Points)

14 August 2010  



 

 

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?


Student: shaadi..!!!!!!


Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?.....


Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!


Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?


Student: dulhan


Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?


Student- bahu laaunga


Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?


Student: pota


Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?


Student: hum do humare do, jab tak teesra na ho......!!!!!!

 
 

regards,

ratan