Interviewer: what s ur qualification?
Santa : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Santa : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..
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Prince Charles & Santa were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Santa thinks "how poetic"
Santa says, "pass the custard you b*st*rd".
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