Once I asked my friend's little son what he wanted to be when he grows up.
He said he wanted to be Prime Minister some day.
Both his parents, being Political supporters, were standing there, so I asked him,
"If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?"
He replied, "I'd give food and houses to all those poor people."
His parents beamed, and said, "Welcome to the BHARATIYA JANTA PARTY !!!!"
He said he wanted to be Prime Minister some day.
Both his parents, being Political supporters, were standing there, so I asked him,
"If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?"
He replied, "I'd give food and houses to all those poor people."
His parents beamed, and said, "Welcome to the BHARATIYA JANTA PARTY !!!!"
"That's a worthy goal!" I told him, and continued,
"But you don't have to wait until you're Prime Minister to do that.
You can come over to my house, do some jobs, and I'll pay you Rs.1000.
Then I'll take you over to that homeless chap who hangs out at the corner of the road.
You can give him the Rs.1000 to use toward food."
He thought that over for a few seconds, then he looked me straight in the eye and asked,
"Why doesn't the homeless man come over and do the work himself and you can just pay him Rs.500?"
The balance Rs.500, you can pay me as my commission...............
I smiled and said, "Welcome to the CONGRESS PARTY."
His parents still aren't speaking to me.
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