Enjoy Some Of Rajnikant Jokes:
1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
3. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
4. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
5. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
6. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
7. Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
8. Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.
9. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
10. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
11. Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
12. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
13. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
14. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.
15. Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
16. Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
17. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
18. Rajinikanth can throw the Thackerays out of Mumbai.
19. Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
20. Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
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