I don’t want to imply that Rajnikanth’s jokes are more famous than his movies. Now count how many jokes you have come by - through sms or email forwards. Surely, much, much more!
Somehow his jokes turn out to be great LOL moments (read: stress-busters).
I list our top 15.
- Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
- Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
- Rajinikanth killed the dead sea.
- If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
- Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano
- Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
- Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!? - Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
- If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
- When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
- Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"
- Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
- Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
- Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
- When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Which is your favourite Rajinikanth joke?
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