Pun Fun on Professions

A historian
But I realised there was no future in it.
A HR Manager
But was not hired.
In the Juice factory
But I could not concentrate.
In the Juice factory
But I got canned.
In the muffler factory
But it was too exhausting.
A lumberjack
But I couldn't hack it.
A lumberjack
But they gave me the axe.
A tailor
But it was a sew-sew job.

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I could have been . . .

An accountant

But, I did not get an entry.

 

An actor
But, my father created a scene.
An aeromodeller
But, I wanted more than plane fun.
An archeologist
But, I didn't want my career in ruins.
An architect
But, I only built castles in the air.
An architect
But, my plans weren't realized.
An artist
But, my father drew the line.
An athlete
But, there were too many hurdles.
An aviator
But, I didn't want to be accused of putting on airs.

 

 

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