Netajee's Driver !!!!!!!!!!!

 Only Jokes:

One day NETA JEE  was traveling by car. He was going to a village for
 campaigning . Suddenly a piglet came before the car. The driver couldn't hit
 the brake at the right time and unfortunately the baby pig was killed in the
 accident . At the sight NETA JEE was deeply moved and felt very upset He
 called the driver and said ,"Jiska e suuar hai hum usko compensesan dena
 chahta hoon . Usko dhundke lav ".

At his words the driver went to the nearest village and came back after
some time with a tilak on his forehead, garlands
 around his neck and lots of money in his hands!!!

 NETA JEE was surprised. He asked ,"Hum tumko kaha tha ke uss aadmi ko laiye ,
 aur tum aise wapas aaye ho! baat kya hai?"

 At this the driver replied " I told them about the incident . Hearing it
 they were rejoiced , put tilak and garlands on me,
then danced for some time and gave this money."

NETA JEE then asked him "Aap unko egjactly kaa bole?" The driver replied : "Main bola, MAIN NETA JEE KA DRIVER HOON, MAINE SUAAR KE BACHHE KO MAR DALA HAI......... ."