Love Poem In accounts

Skand Kamat (Student) (197 Points)

02 June 2009  

A poem of accounts

in the journal paper of my heart,
i have written a journal entry

debiting my love & crediting my affection,
new partner , you write the narration.

your beauty is capital of our business,
and your eyes are stock in trade.

now let us enter into a transaction,
without providing depreciation.

your first love , i have already indicated,
on the ledger folio column.

anyway our realization are based on
double entry system.

our love is real and tangible,
which can be realized,
interest on the same can be capitalized.

partner you are like a contra - entry,
you are on my debit side & creditside
both at the same time

can it be posted into ledger ?
that you decide.

and so my partner , now let us rectify
all our errors and total the trial balance of our affairs
and emotions

without maintaing any suspense a/c and
any difference in the trial balance

in the balance sheet of our life.
our children will be asset & liabilities
if they are boys , shall we call
them sundry debtors ?
if they are girls we call them
sundry creditors.
but if we have a boy & a girl,
our balance sheet will tally automatically
and the auditor will certify like this,
the accounts show a true & fair view of lovely
business conducted during life is accounts.