LOVE LETTER BY A CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT

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In the Journal of my heart,
I have written a Journal Entry,
Debiting my love & crediting my affection,
Now partner, you write the Narration.


Your beauty is the Capital of our business,
And your eyes are Stock In Trade,
Now let us enter into a Transaction,
Without providing Depreciation.


Your first love I have already indicated,
On the Ledger Folio column,
Any way, our relations are based on,
Double Entry System.


Our love is Real & Tangible,
Which can be realized,
Interest on the same,
Can be capitalized.


Partner, you are like a Contra Entry,
You are on my Debit Side & Credit Side,
Both at the same time,
Can it be posted into Ledger, that now you decide.


And so my partner now let us Rectify,
All our errors & total the Trial Balance,
Of our affairs & emotions,
Without maintaining any Suspense Account.


And any difference in the Trial Balance,
In the Balance Sheet of our life,
Our children will be Assets & Liabilities,
If they are boys, shall we call them Sundry Debtors?
If they are girls, shall we call them Sundry Creditors?


But if we have a boy & a girl,
Our Balance Sheet will Tally automatically,
And the Auditor will certify like this,
"THE ACCOUNT SHOWS A TRUE & FAIR VIEW OF LOVELY BUSINESS CONDUCTED DURING LIFE'S ACCOUNTS". 

 

Replies (17)

thanx for sharing........

Wonder hw u thought of all that!!! Dat is really amazing...

Originally posted by : Tricha

Wonder hw u thought of all that!!! Dat is really amazing...
Originally posted by : Tricha

Wonder hw u thought of all that!!! Dat is really amazing...

i too say the same

haha  GOod 

Originally posted by : Kaya




Originally posted by : Tricha






Wonder hw u thought of all that!!! Dat is really amazing...






i too say the same

 

I have not written this one. I got this e mail and share with you all.

Mr. Rajesh, you are in Service and I hope you are really enjoying your service. 

 

Originally posted by : CA SURENDRA KUMAR RAKHECHA

Mr. Rajesh, you are in Service and I hope you are really enjoying your service. 

 

Yes sir, I am very much enjoying my service and also not doing such type of accounting ha ha ha

 

Thanks for your comments.

Originally posted by : Rajesh



And any difference in the Trial Balance,
In the Balance Sheet of our life,
Our children will be Assets & Liabilities,
If they are boys, shall we call them Sundry Debtors?
If they are girls, shall we call them Sundry Creditors?




 
Trial balance ,e difference badhiya hai

Wow....!! very well done, keep it up!

cool yr

mast letter h.........gud:D

We did not know that Mr. Rajesh is back here. Get ready moderators.

 

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Good yar.   nice!!!!


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