A man was leaving a cafe wen he noticed an unusual funeral....
A funeral coffin ws followd by a second one....
Behind d 2nd coffin ws a solitary man walkn wid a black dog....
Behind him ws a queue of 200 men walkin in a straight line.....
D man couldn't stand his curiosity.....
He approachd d man walkn wid d dog,"I'm sorry 2disturb u,bt I've never seen a funeral lyk dis wid so many walkn in a straight line. Who's funeral is it?"
He replied, "Dat 1st coffin is 4 my wife.."
"Wat hpnd 2 her??"
"My dog attackd n killd her.."
"The 2nd coffin??"
"Its my mother-in-law's..
She ws tryn 2 help my wife wen d dog attackd n killd her also.."
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between d 2 men..
Den d 1st man asks in excitement,
"Can I borrow d dog??"
D man replied,
"Plz Join d queue...."
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