Ek ladka peekay lauta….DAD se bachne ke liye ek badi si book padhne laga….
Dad: peekay aya h?
Son: nhi to
Dad: gadhe! fir suitcase khol ke kya bak bak kar rha h ! 
Boy: I can do anything for u..
Gal: will you die for me?
Boy: yes..
Gal: will you delete ur facebook account 4 me?
Boy: jaa behen ghar ja tere papa pareshaan ho rhe hain…. :p
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Heart beat of a CA student:
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A girl asks her MOM: i want some fresh air……can i go 4 a walk?
mom: alright but ask ur fresh air to drop u home by 10 pm.
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5 yr boy was crying. Dad came and ask…
Dad: Y r u crying? tell me i am ur FRIEND…
son: kuch nhi yar…..zara sa horlicks kya maang liya….teri item bhadak gayi :p
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