Laloo Ka Appointment - Dont miss this one

CA Dhiraj Ramchandani (CA, M. com) (10823 Points)

18 March 2010  
LALOO KA APPOINTMENT:

 
 
 
Laloo sent his BioData to apply for a post in Microsoft USA. Few days later he got this reply:

"Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained."

- Thanks  Barack Obama


Laloo prasad jumped wid joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference-

 
 
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khusi hoga ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayaa hai."
Every1 was delighted. He continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunata hoon ! par letter angreeze main hai isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translesan bhi karunga."

 
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet
- aap to miltay hee naheen hain
our requirement
- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance
- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kauno kaouno zaroorat nahee
No phone call
- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained
- bahut khaatir keeya jayega
Thanks
- aapkaa bahut dhanyavad
Barack Obama