Izzat ka sawall.

Basanti : Bhag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.

Dhanno : Tujhe apni padi hai meri soch jiske peeche GABBAR ke 10 ghode pade hai.

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dancing and singing chicken.

Girl- Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guess what happened.

Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao
dancing chicken

Girl- Chicken start dancing and singing “HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALA… MAAR DAALA-ALLAAHH…

best freind.

A good friend is one who tells you to study well…

But a best friend is one who stands outside the examination room and shouts
girl throwing papper

“Abbe kuch aa raha hai ya aur cheat fekuuuu…”

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what if doctors make film

Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?
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1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam

2. kaho naa bukhar hai

3. TB no 1

4. Kal patient ho na ho

5. Hum blood de chuke sanam

Gandhi jiiiiiiiii

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!

Originally posted by : Rajesh
	- best freind. A good friend is one who tells you to study well… But a best friend is one who stands outside the examination room and shouts “Abbe kuch aa raha hai ya aur cheat fekuuuu…”