Its time for Joke.......Don't worry....Your Result is Good..

Rahul Sharma (Student + A.M.- Finance)   (2530 Points)

13 July 2011  

Recently i have seen the post is named of All is Well and All the Best....written by Big B ( Balu A Helping Hand)

Don't worry....God pe chhod do.......achha karega.......do not pressure on your mind.......ki Result kaisa hoga....kitne marks aayenge........us subject main maine ek question miss kar diya....kya hoga

Its time for Relax for Your Mind:P.........coz......its not a Final Stairs.........Bahut aage jana hai


So i am sharing for some jokes.........i think may be its very old but funny one......Enjoy and Take Care

and All the Best..


Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote:(
Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote:)

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai

Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap

Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic
Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun?
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran

Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss:)
Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss:(

Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani
Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma

Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky

Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?

Shaadi se pehle - Biviho to esi
Shaadi ke baad - Bivi hai kesi ?

Shaadi se pehle - Hero No. 1
Shaadi ke baad - Cooli No. 1

 

 

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan. *wah*wah*wah*wah


 

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means...

E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.

 

 

How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?

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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

"I Luv u too"
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GAME OVER.!



Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-

People are more interested in others life than their own-!



What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?

Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"and

Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"


What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL?

Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI"


Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding....

B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"..




What is the height of confusion?

Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.



Aur ye chaar line meri taraf se...............

Aaj muddat k baad kuch likhne ki chahat huyi hai,

Kalam uthya toh lafjon ke aane ki aahat huyi hai.

Aaj lag raha hai shayad nikal pade hai Dil ke sare Raj,

Ab toh aankhon mai bhi aansuo ki Muskurahat huyi hai.