Indian way of doing business

Indian way of doing Business                

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House inD.C. One from Russia, another from India and the third, from China.
They go with a White House office to examine the fence.
The Russian contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring,then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)".
The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)".
The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."                

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and wehire the guy from China to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official smileyyes

Replies (5)

Hahahahhh.......yes

GOOD ONE

Hehehehehehe.............. too good.............

Indians are really indian wherever they are..

really government tenders are like this only. awarded tenders are sold at 10%

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