In a barber shop

Ganesh.S.Kumar (Consulting Executive) (852 Points)

30 October 2012  

While cutting hair, the Barber asked the Political party member,

'What’s this Swiss Bank issue?' 

Politician shouted, 'YOU, are you cutting hair or conducting an inquiry?'

Barber: Sorry Sir, I just asked.

Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked a Business man.

'Sir, what’s this Black money issue?' He shouted, 'Why did you ask me this question?'

Barber: 'Sorry Sir, just asked you'

Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber, 'Are you an agent of Baba Ramdev?'

Barber: No Sir.

CBI: Are you the agent of Anna Hazare?

Barber: No Sir.

CBI: Then while cutting the hair, why do you ask people about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?

Barber: Sir, I do not know why, when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, their hairs stand up straight; and that helps me to cut the hair easily; that’s why I keep asking