In a barber shop

While cutting hair, the Barber asked the Political party member,

'What’s this Swiss Bank issue?' 

Politician shouted, 'YOU, are you cutting hair or conducting an inquiry?'

Barber: Sorry Sir, I just asked.


Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked a Business man.

'Sir, what’s this Black money issue?' He shouted, 'Why did you ask me this question?'

Barber: 'Sorry Sir, just asked you'

Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber, 'Are you an agent of Baba Ramdev?'

Barber: No Sir.

CBI: Are you the agent of Anna Hazare?

Barber: No Sir.

CBI: Then while cutting the hair, why do you ask people about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?

Barber: Sir, I do not know why, when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, their hairs stand up straight; and that helps me to cut the hair easily; that’s why I keep asking