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If God Start Advertising…

 

1.      If you miss the sunrise I made for you today, never mind. I’ll make you another one tomorrow.

 

2.     Could you imagine the price of air if it were brought to you by another supplier?

 

3.     Please don’t drink and drive, you are not quite ready to meet me yet.

 

4.     What do I have to do to get your attention? Take out an AD in the paper?

 

5.  Don’t forget your umbrella; I might water the plants today.


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 Lol....very funny....

very funny sir...............but nice

nice

very nice

Very nice........ 3rd and 5th point are mind blowing......... keep sharing.......!!

great

GOOD

 VERY NICE

nice yaa....

good ones

Nice one

great............


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