If animals had a facebook a/c --

If animals have had Facebook,

these are most Likely to be their Status Updates:

Cockroach:

Managed to Skip from some one’s foot step...
.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle !! =P

Cat:
My 7th Child is asking who is her dad..
what shall I tell her?? I don’t even Remember.. =D

Mosquito :
I am HIV positive.. this is all due to wrong Sucking.. =/

Chicken
If tomorrow I am not updating my Status;
means I am being served at KFC.. Love you all ?!? =$

PIG
Oh Gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu… WTF!! =x

Goat
Friends, don’t go out, Eid Holiday is coming.. :'(

Pig writes a Comment on Goat’s status
"Luckily I am HARAM" =D (4 Likes)

Goat replies:
"Don’t you remember that after Eid is the Chinese New year???