Husband Missing Report

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A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:
 
Lady:       I lost my Husband
Inspector:  What is his height
Lady:       I never noticed
Inspector:  Slim or healthy
Lady:       Not slim can be healthy
Inspector:  Colour of eyes
Lady:       Never noticed
Inspector:  Colour of hair
Lady:       Changes according to season
Inspector:  What was he wearing
Lady:       Suit/casuals I don’t remember exactly
Inspector:  Was somebody with him..Huh?
Lady:       Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain,
            height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair,
            his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks,
            wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes
            non veg food, we eat together, we jog together….
            
            And the lady started crying…..
 
Inspector:  Let’s search for the dog first..!!!!

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 funny

Very nice yaar

very funny

good one..

good one

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