HA HA HA HA HA

TEACHER: bachcho Wada karo kabhi cigaratte, sharaab nahi piyo GE.
BACHE: nahi piyain GE

TEACHER: gals ka peecha nahi karoge, na hi unhain chedo GE.
BACHE: nahi karain GE

TEACHER: aur desh pe apni jaan qurbaan ker do gey.
BACHE: ker dain GE. Aisi zindagi ka aur kerna b kya.

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nice...u can also go for better one...

very nice

 

Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe;
Jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...! Toh asli Ravan kaun??
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Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga

thats nice, really bought a smile on face

Verry goooood

2 gud

Good Jokes, but old one.

good one

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