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 Have a Nice Day !!

 

Following is For Your Beautiful Smile  ;



 

Online chatting.... ... (Toooooooooooooooo goood)

 



  

A Guy WAS chatting with a female (never met her directly) - Online chat.

 

(Background, both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's )

  

Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?

 

Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat

  

Hero: wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat

 

Female: Yep...me too feel the same....Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.

  

Hero: OK(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)

  

Manager: Hey, I need some help from you

  

Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me

  

Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?



Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening.

  

Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]

 

(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)

 

Female: Hey, am back

 

Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, She's kinda..... keeps asking stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work

 

Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!

  

Hero: Yep, u rite!!



Female: Hey, can u do me a favor

  

Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.

  

Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number; given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real Urgent for me to work this out

 

Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Urmail in an hour from now. ok?







Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM!! AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!
 

Replies (5)

nice chat

too gud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Very Nice..............

hai

hello any one is der?

Dear All,

Good Morning. Myself A K Vyas a Senior Accountant in Ltd Company which is engaged in Mfg of Steel

We got Incentive in term of some % of Investment on our New Industrial Unit which include Land & Building, Plant and Machinery and other Assets. What will the Tax Treatment on Subsidy by Government to our Company ? Is :-

          1) That Subsidy part of Income ?

          2) That Subsidy part of Capital Receipt ?

          3) That Subsidy received from Government is fully Taxable

Please reply ASAP

Regards

Ashok Kumar VYas


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