Funny~How can a student pass????

Why the students fail?

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY
has 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student:

1. 52-Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.= 263

3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. =141

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. =126

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies means 30days. =96

6. 1 hour for talking means 15 days. =81

7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. =46

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. =6

9. For sickness- at least 3 days. =3

10. Movies & functions - at least 2 days. =1

11. That 1 day is your birthday

How can U study on that day?

Balance =0

How can a student pass??????

~# ! M~

Replies (4)

Nice... Calculation.

Gud. Lekin  "Exam days- per year at least 35 days" in dino mein is calculation ko bhool jaana..

Vaise bhi CA ka result single digit mein hota hai...

Beware.. Yeh Ek Chaal hai Hamare PAdosi Desh Ki............

hah hah ahahha

 

 

 

 

nice calculation

Very nice

Thanks for replying me

~# ! M~

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