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Equation: must read........its interesting.

The Harshit Aggarwal

The Harshit Aggarwal (B.Com(H) ,CS Final) (5278 Points)

08 October 2009  

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++



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The Harshit Aggarwal

The Harshit Aggarwal (B.Com(H) ,CS Final) (5278 Points)
Replied 08 October 2009

Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

 

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The Harshit Aggarwal

The Harshit Aggarwal (B.Com(H) ,CS Final) (5278 Points)
Replied 08 October 2009

Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +


The Harshit Aggarwal

The Harshit Aggarwal (B.Com(H) ,CS Final) (5278 Points)
Replied 08 October 2009


To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

 

 



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funny


Manmohan ACA, CS

Manmohan ACA, CS (Chartered Accountant ) (14243 Points)
Replied 09 October 2009

not funny but nice


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Good one....


Jyoti Malik

Jyoti Malik (ACCOUNTANT) (2644 Points)
Replied 09 October 2009

Nice



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Nice one

Thanks for sharing



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