English and hindi always contradict:

English and Hindi always Contradict: (y)

Eng: The sooner the better.
Hin: Jaldi ka kaam shaitaan ka hota hai..�X_X

Eng: Think of the devil, and the devil is here.
Hin: Badi lambi umar hai tumhari, abhi tumhe hi yaad kar rahe the..

Eng: Dont wait, fight for ur rights.
Hin: Sabar ka fal meetha hota hai.�:x

...and,

the best one:

Eng: As wise as an owl.
Hin: Ullu ka pattha! =D

Why Planning is important....?

One Night 4 college students were playing...
till late night...
and could not study for the test....
which was scheduled for the next day...

In the morning they thought of a plan.....
They made themselves look
as dirty with grease and dirt....
They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out...
to a wedding last night and on their return....
the tire of their car burst and....
they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.....

So the Dean said....
they could have the re-test after 3 days.....
They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.....

On the third day....
they appeared before the Dean.....
The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test....
all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test....
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days....

The Test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks......

See Below for the question Paper.....

Q.1. Your Name........ .........
(2 MARKS)......

Q.2.. Which tyre burst.....?
(98 MARKS).....

a) Front Left
B) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right

When I was Studying My Mom Was calling me.

But I did not respond..

I was deeply involved in Studies But she Called me
again n again

I shouted Plz Leave me to Study,
My exam is near
plz
I want to Study , I want to Study

My Mom Slapped me and said
Stop Dreaming "Wake up n Study" :D

When I was Younger:

• I'd put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost my arms

• Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose

• Slept with all the stuffed animals and teddys as a child so none of them got offended

• Had that one pen with four colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once

• Poured soda into the cap and acting like I were taking shots.

• Waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out or you had to pee

• Faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed

• Used to think that the moon followed our car

• Watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race

• Went on the computer just to use Paint

• The only thing i had to take care of was a school bag.

• The only 'fake' friends i had were invisible ones

• I used to sing in the shower 8-|

• Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy

• Getting a bruised knee healed better than a broken heart

• Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up

(Not Original)