Dummy Articleship = Suicide of your career.
Dummy articleship is done by those lucky fellows who have practicing CA's in their family or in close relations. Even they don't do 100% dummy. They have some flexible plan where good audits are allotted to them.They can go wherever and whenever they want.They learn professional secrets directly from their family. This type of dummy articleship is still OK.
If you want 100% dummy, find some practicsing CA who is in your family, relations or in their contact with good terms. Another way,find some loser practicing CA, who himself was a dummy article.Give him money and you will be allowed to remain absent as soon as you pay him.
As your question was so blunt, so is my answer.