Deadly PJ"s..................................

eyes but you sight every woman.

Now who is Ravan????????????????

Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without

brain..

Please tell them your age!!!!!!

Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?

Son: I start cleaning toilet

Dad: How does that satisfy you?

Son: I clean it with your toothbrush.

Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?

Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.

Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai

Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga , pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.

Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 maale se gir gaya tha

Banta: toh fir bach gaya ya mar gaya ?

Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa do

Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?

Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pehchan lega.

In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state?

Sardar: liquid state (brilliant answer).

INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire?

Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.

Sardar starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with this

oil?

Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this

Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE.

Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha

Baap ne puchha 'kya kar rahe ho?'

Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night

DR: take this tablet you will be ok

Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final match.