Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ....you have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan???????????????? Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain.. Please tell them your age!!!!!! Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger? Son: I start cleaning toilet Dad: How does that satisfy you? Son: I clean it with your toothbrush. Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye? Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye. Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga , pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai. Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 maale se gir gaya tha Banta: toh fir bach gaya ya mar gaya ? Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai. Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa do Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pehchan lega. In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state? Sardar: liquid state (brilliant answer). INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire? Sardar: Simple, stop imagining. Sardar starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE. Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha Baap ne puchha 'kya kar rahe ho?' Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon. Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night DR: take this tablet you will be ok Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final match.
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