Corporate Rules......!!!

Rule-1
The Boss is always right.

Rule-2
If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.

Rule-3 
Those who work get more work. 
Others get pay, perks, and promotions.

Rule-4
Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down". 
The more intelligent a person,
The more hardworking a person,
The more committed a person; 
The more number of persons are engaged 
in pulling that person down.

Rule-5 
If you are good, you will get all the work. 
If you are really good, you will get out of it.

Rule-6
When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, 
They are never talking about themselves.

Rule-7
It doesn't matter what you do, 
It only matters what you say you've done 
and what you are going to do.

Rule-8
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters 
from a kick in the butt.

Rule-9
Don't be irreplaceable. 
If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Rule-10
The more crap you put up with, 
The more crap you are going to get.

Rule-11
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. 
No use being a damn fool about it.

Rule-12
When you don't know what to do, 
Walk fast and look worried.

Rule-13
Following the rules will not get the job done.

Rule-14
If it weren't for the last minute, 
Nothing would get done.

Rule-15
Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous".

Rule-16
No matter how much you do, 
You never do enough.

Rule-17
You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work 
you are supposed to be doing

Rule-18
In order to get a promotion, 
You need not necessarily know your job.

Rule-19
In order to get a promotion, 
You only need to pretend that you know your job.

Rule-20
The last person that quit or was fired will be 
held responsible for everything that goes wrong.