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Anandan

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502 Points Joined June 2012

Wife- Ek baat bolu maarna mat.

Husband- Bolo.

Wife- I am pregnant.

Husband- Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.

Wife- College me ek baar papa ko

batai thi to bahut maara tha.

A marathi student in a village was asked to

read the English numbers 70, 82, 89, 99.

He reads "Shewanti, Yeti tu? Yeti nai? nai tar nai..."

Chintoo - Bachpan me maa ki bat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta.

Judge- Kya kehti thi maa?

Chintoo- Jab bat hi nahi suni to kaise batau kya kehti thi?

Wife- "Suno ji, doctor ne muze 1 mahine aaram k liye kisi

Hill station pe jaane ko kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge?"

Husband- Dusre doctor ke pas.

Santa goes to hotel and orders fried fish.

Waiter- Sir, French or Spanish?

Santa- Jo marji le aa, maine kaunsi baatein karni hai....!

Duniya me reh kar sapno me kho jao,

Kisiko apna banalo ya kisi ke ho jao,

Agar kuch bhi nahi ho to DON’T worry,

Chaddar, takiya lo aur so jao.

Dil do kisi ek ko

or do to kisi nek ko

jo samjhe pyar ke matlab ko

jab tak saccha dilbar na mile try karte raho har ek ko.

Take Care & Keep Smiling Bcoz .......Life is Beautiful......Enjoy Every Moment As This Moment Will Not Last Forever.

Have A Nice Day

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Hemant Kumar

Accounts Manager MBA (Fin) CMA*

6450 Points Joined March 2010

Nice post.. Thanks for sharing.

Ganeshbabu K

Audit and Tax Advisory

48564 Points Joined May 2012

One day Gautham Buddha was walking through a village. A very angry and rude young man came up and began insulting him. "You have no right teaching others," he shouted. "You are as stupid as everyone else. You are nothing but a fake."

Buddha was not upset by these insults. Instead he asked the young man

"Tell me, if you buy a gift for someone, and that person does not take it, to whom does the gift belong?"

The man was surprised to be asked such a strange question and answered,

"It would belong to me, because I bought the gift."

The Buddha smiled and said, "That is correct. And it is exactly the same with your anger. If you become angry with me and I do not get insulted, then the anger falls back on you. You are then the only one who becomes unhappy, not me. All you have done is hurt yourself."

If you are right then there is no need to get angry

And if you are wrong then you don't have any right to get angry.

Patience with family is love,
Patience with others is respect,

Patience with self is confidence, and

Patience with GOD is faith.

Never Think Hard about PAST,

It brings Tears...
Don't Think more about FUTURE,

It brings Fears...

Live this Moment with a Smile,

It brings Cheers....:)