Wife- Ek baat bolu maarna mat.
Husband- Bolo.
Wife- I am pregnant.
Husband- Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Wife- College me ek baar papa ko
batai thi to bahut maara tha.
A marathi student in a village was asked to
read the English numbers 70, 82, 89, 99.
He reads "Shewanti, Yeti tu? Yeti nai? nai tar nai..."
Chintoo - Bachpan me maa ki bat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta.
Judge- Kya kehti thi maa?
Chintoo- Jab bat hi nahi suni to kaise batau kya kehti thi?
Wife- "Suno ji, doctor ne muze 1 mahine aaram k liye kisi
Hill station pe jaane ko kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge?"
Husband- Dusre doctor ke pas.
Santa goes to hotel and orders fried fish.
Waiter- Sir, French or Spanish?
Santa- Jo marji le aa, maine kaunsi baatein karni hai....!
Duniya me reh kar sapno me kho jao,
Kisiko apna banalo ya kisi ke ho jao,
Agar kuch bhi nahi ho to DON’T worry,
Chaddar, takiya lo aur so jao.
Dil do kisi ek ko
or do to kisi nek ko
jo samjhe pyar ke matlab ko
jab tak saccha dilbar na mile try karte raho har ek ko.
Take Care & Keep Smiling Bcoz .......Life is Beautiful......Enjoy Every Moment As This Moment Will Not Last Forever.
Have A Nice Day
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